Have you ever seen something totally cute and sparkly walk by you? Now I'm not talking about the boy, but the girl beside him! You look down and see those sparklin' stilettos that could easily give you a puncture wound they are so tall. The glitter, the bright color, ahhh so cute!!
But it's not just shoes, it's everywhere! Hand lotion that makes you look like a glittery vampire in the sunlight ( I now know your FAKE way to show off to the babes' Edward!!), sidewalks that look as if they have diamonds incrusted in the cement, even notebooks that shine a bright silver when the light hits it juuuuust riiiiight. I find these things awfully distracting, like a moth running into a bright light, Its amusing, yet terribly, terribly sad.
Infact, today i saw this very lovely Indian lady walking out on the path. Why did i notice her? She had sequins on her wrap-dress thing! It was so beautifully sparkly i found myself staring a hole through her. Thank goodness she didn't have eyes in the back of her head... haha.. I HOPE so.
I mean, i even find myself stupidly tempted by fish bait. I was so close to putting it on my christmas wish list, but unfortunatley it smells like bad fish. REALLY bad-dead zombie fish. And trust me, that smells really gross!! It still is REALLY sparkly though. It's like stinky sparkly play-dough! (i do not advise you to play with it)
But if i were a fish, a really cute-girl fish, im sure if you used that on me, you would find me on your hook.I would most likely be flopping around like an idiot also. Just to amuse you.
Well, That now leads you to the end of this sparkly blog~ got something sparkly you like? Tell me about it.
I'm super-tootly happy you guys came back to my fantabulous blog!! Ill try n' post again as soon as possible!! =)
Love, Your BEST blonde friend.
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Sunday, August 22, 2010
So should I like, explain this or something?
I thought this would be like,a bright idea. I mean, the title says Im blonde so people will WANT to read it... right? Meh, why not. Well, here goes it:
Hey everybody,
Im a ditzy blonde and I am sure darn proud to admit it. I guess I am the stereotypical type. The ones who space out, ask obvious questions and... well... I have the hair color. So fasten your seat belt(s), and prepare to adventure on Rollar- coaster blonde as you read this awesome-tootly blog. Hey, wanna know what I JUST realised? if you add '-tootly' to the end of anything, it sounds super cute! Im so super-tootly gonna use that in every post now!
Oh ya, side note here, I think that i have ADD, so if i happen to get distracted from each topic, i hope you will be abso-tootly be fine with it. (hee, hee! see what i did there?)
I'll post often; got a topic for me to rant about in my creative blonde way? comment and ask me! i will most likely do it if it's like, G-rated. (I still have standards you know.)
Well, until next time,
Your bestiest blonde friend.
(ooOOoo it's all rainbow!! >.<)
p.s. speaking of rainbows, this is my pet rainbow unicorn =) hee hee =)
It's name is Biscuits------->
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