REEAD UP
1. Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.)
2. Wait behind the door until some people come.
When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag and yell, "Trick or Treat!" Look at them; scratch your head and act confused.
3. Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers.
Write on it, "Top Secret" in big letters.
When trick or treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, "It's about time you got here," give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.
4. Get about 30 people to wait in your living room.
When the trick or treaters come to the door, say, "Come in."
When they do, have everyone yell, "Surprise!!!" Act like it's a surprise party.
5. Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what's wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an unnatural "whirring" sound.
6. After you give them candy, hand the trick or treaters a bill.
7. Open the door dressed as a giant fish.
immediately collapse and don't move or say anything until the trick or treaters go away.
8. When you answer the door, hold up one candy bar, throw it out into the street, and yell, "Crawl for it!"
9. When you answer the door, look at the trick or treaters, act shocked and scared and start screaming your head off.
Slam the door and runaround the house, screaming until they go away.
10. Insist that the trick or treaters each do ten push ups before you give them any candy.
2. Wait behind the door until some people come.
When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag and yell, "Trick or Treat!" Look at them; scratch your head and act confused.
3. Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers.
Write on it, "Top Secret" in big letters.
When trick or treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, "It's about time you got here," give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.
4. Get about 30 people to wait in your living room.
When the trick or treaters come to the door, say, "Come in."
When they do, have everyone yell, "Surprise!!!" Act like it's a surprise party.
5. Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what's wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an unnatural "whirring" sound.
6. After you give them candy, hand the trick or treaters a bill.
7. Open the door dressed as a giant fish.
immediately collapse and don't move or say anything until the trick or treaters go away.
8. When you answer the door, hold up one candy bar, throw it out into the street, and yell, "Crawl for it!"
9. When you answer the door, look at the trick or treaters, act shocked and scared and start screaming your head off.
Slam the door and runaround the house, screaming until they go away.
10. Insist that the trick or treaters each do ten push ups before you give them any candy.
CAUTION
not suggested to be used~~ may offend somebody or something~
