KIDS IN FOOD COSTUMES.
Many people may find this amusing, but it may be very deceiving. Now, every kid needs to have an awesome costume for halloween right? who doesn't? (lame people! thats who!) I mean, there is witches, wizards, goblins, princesses, dead things, and of course, FOOD. People dressed as food. Kids, Adults, grandparents, pets, lamas, babies are all having the 'marvelous' idea of dressing as food. But it's not. it's all a scam. When you dress as food, you make people hungry. When you make them hungry, they need to eat (humans and their eating habits right?) and what food is there? the candy CANNOT be eaten! ruin of tradition! What DOES happen though, is dreadful. They get so hungry that they attack you, knocking you face down onto the cement.Your skull cracks so you die of bone shattering into your brain, then thats when they begin to feast. These hungry people are savages! they rip and tear at your costume, so delusional that they are thinking it's real food, then they begin to eat YOU. WHERE ARE WE NOW?! cannabalism! Gruesome, indeed, but people need to know the truth sometimes. Don't believe me? Wear a food costume, and find out yourself. I may be very hungry while your wearing it. VERY hungry. And see, when people are very hungry, they will even eat little babies with wonderbread costumes on!It's so hard to tell! And now where are we? eating babies! killing the new revolution of people! just because of why? they wore costumes! what a horrible world we live in...
Tune in for my next time for another halloween blog =-)
NOSE SMILEY =-)
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