=-): My Fantastical Experiences =-)

Well my wonderful blog readers, I SHOULD be working on a health project right now, but i did all the work that needs to be done... so here's the equation: Me+ Freetime at school= BLOGGING! As you may have read previously in my blog i had time to right in school before as well. So everyone who is reading this right now, I AM BEING A BAD GIRL! wooo! yea the blondie is taking risks =-)

Ok. I dont have that awesome program where i can draw marvelous pictures (stupid mac) so instead i will take pictures (secretly of course) to express my words... here goes nothing =-)

MY SISTER went to the dentist the other day. And no, it's not another 'David after the Dentist' story (he's on youtube) i think it was quite funnier actually.
SO megan comes home with her face like, half paralyzed. Oh man. That was only the beginning. When she talked, she was all like, GBLA SMHA BARFAA with her mouth, and whenever i laughed at her attempt of speaking, she would automatically laugh back at herself sounding a little like: HEEHEHHHEHHEEEHEEHHH. It was somewhat hysterical so i hope you can picture that through my lame word choice.
Picturing my paralyzed sister here, just imagine that half her face is all stiff like this:

Then the other side is all droopy like this:

And when she laughs it looks a little something like this:

Or maybe a little something like this:

Ya. Something like that.

Anywho now that we know what i look like, and what my sister looks like, lets MOVE ONTO THE FUNNY STUFF! (Finally! right?)

So, the good stuff. When my sister came in through the door, besides noticing her hilarious face, me and my belly noticed that she had a bottle of juice with her. It was the apple kind, but that doesn't matter =-)

She takes this straw, braces herself on the counter, and shoves the straw into her mouth. Right away, you just see that hopeless look in her eye, and she lets out a little whimper. Poor Megan can't suck up anything =-(

Ha... IT WAS HILARIOUS!

Eventually after drooling out half of her juice she finished that yummy liquid apple and cleaned up the spills on the counter, and i guess thats when things were not that funny. Maybe i shouldn't talk about her messiness. HA, or when she ate those noodles! I definately won't tell you about how HUH-larious it was when i saw her come out of the kitchen with noodles dangling off her chin along with the sauce. OR about how she reminded me of an old man who can't eat properly! (I love you old men!)

Ok... Guys are talking about chuck norris jokes around me. AND BOY IS THAT ANNOYING! hay, maybe i should eavesdrop more...

Guy:.... Did you see the chuck norris joke in my status?

-me getting lost in convo-

Other guy: DUDE SHUT UP IM BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU!

dude: DUDE! is that black ops? SWEET!

Other dude: Why you messing with me dimwad?

dude: WHAT?

other dude: why you messing with me? WHY?

I'm just gonna stop there for the sake of me not losing brain cells over their dumb conversation... Now, for more pictures, with life changing comments by me... (Sort of)

SAY CHEESY SMILE!