Cat+Car= Distressed Jeans

I totally had a life lesson yesterday, and yes, it had something to do with the title.

So, the story goes, I thought I was having a brilliant idea by bringing my cat over to my mom's place...by car. WELL THAT WAS STUPID. Yet hilarious. For us of course, not my poor innocent kitty. I was sitting in the back seat with my sweet-cheeks cat (his name is Frankie) also with my dog in the trunk. (The trunk is in the car, with an open top so you can access it from the backseat... if that makes any sense?) At first my cat was totally fine, then he pulled out the big bogus eyes. And I'm talking HUGE! 

like this ~~~> O_O 
He looked super cute yet scared so we tried to just hang onto him (didnt have a kennel) for dear life. He sat there quietly for most of the time... then the freaking-outness began. Meow after meow was sirening through the car, and to make it even weirder, he began opening his mouth and... well I can't explain it. He just kept it open all freaky-like so we kinda looked away. Well, I now know how they make distressed jeans. Not only was Frankie meowing, he was jumpin' all over the place and thumping against the windows, wondering why they weren't opening at his command. And of course, he jumped on my lap. My super cute new jeans from bluenotes now have extra distress-ing on/in them. I think I can pull off the look though. 
SO children everywhere, why watch 'How it's Made' when you can learn from a super-tootly fun blonde like me?


Love,
Your BFF blonde.