Two wonderful people that AMAZED me today~~

So, just talking to my pals as usual, and one of my faves,is Katie.

Say Hi to Katie everyone!


So Katie here told me about last year's new years eve party she had with a couple of people that i have no idea who they are. Moving on. One of the brilliant people decided that: "HEY! we need to make this night rememberal!" As i was, told, Katie became the victim in a hilarious way in this situation. What did she have to do you ask?
Eat
a
spider.
In girl terms, or blonde terms for many, that would translate into,
OHMYGOSHTHATSDISGUSTINGWHYDOIHAVETODO/WATCHTHIS.
Little ol' Katie here was told to eat a dusty old spider that had died previously from an unknown death(Moment of silence) that had then collected as much lint that i found on my shelf the other morning.
Guess what she does next.
You don't know what happens next?
Then by all means, look at the pictures below~

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And thats how Katie's New years eve went... Good way to remember it though eh? Yeah? Yeah? I think so. Thank you katie for making my day smashingly awesome with your little bit of gross-making input.

Oh ya,

Little girls, boys, and dogs, I don't advice you to eat spiders in any way no matter HOW MUCH they may pay you. Thank you Katie for representing that idea against it.

Now next, my other amazing person who just blew me away, is MADDISON.

Today we were 'studying' last period, and the nice person my teacher Mr. Davidson is, he brought around some CHOCOLATE to all the little girls and boys in our class. Thanks Mr. Davidson! Sorry about my poor grammar, spelling and pretty much everything else that i poorly portray on this blog. IM ASHAMED.

...

Anyways.

Me, of course, grabbed the yummiest chocolate you could possibly get your hands on, which is the caramel-ee kind. Don't be haters. Respect the caramel.

Anywho, i decided to keep my cool image up by pretending i was in the commercial, and like, cleanly bite into the chocolate while winking sexy like, 

( no comment) And Maddy, oh Maddy... 

She decided it would be a bright idea to do as well, WITH her braces.

It ended up a little something like this:

After that the contents then began to ooze out and all over Maddy, and hilariously, also all over her crotch. 

Precious.

Thats what she is.

To top off this blog I have another beautiful quote from Watermelonandrea.

 ''I'm Single like a Pringle. So I'm Sitting at Home Chillian Like a Villian on Some Penicillian"

Don't eat spiders.

And caramel chocolates if your name is Maddy.

LOVE Y'ALL

PEACE.

-Blondie